charity

i think charity sucks. my back hurts and i am tired. i want to go home. i don't want to do charity. and i especially don't want to do charity when i am a monkey on stage being fed jokes that aren't funny. i don't want to introduce clubs. i want to watch tv. i really like tv, and perhaps we should just watch tv and call it a charity show. i think everyone would be happier that way, and isn't that what charity is all about?

will someone just give me money for being pathetic? because when it comes down to it i am fairly pathetic.